big oops!

jondue @ 2007-05-03T22:52:00

2007-05-04T05:53:21Z

You are Geordi LaForge

Geordi LaForge		60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		60%
Worf		50%
Will Riker		45%
Uhura		45%
Mr. Scott		40%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		40%
Deanna Troi		35%
Chekov		35%
Mr. Sulu		35%
Data		31%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		30%
Spock		25%
Beverly Crusher		25%
Jean-Luc Picard		25%

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jondue @ 2007-05-01T21:35:00

2007-05-02T04:56:34Z

may i get an opinion?

my deposit at this place is 375, same as my rent. i am not on the lease and the lease is being broken by people moving out. my thought is this; use my deposit to pay rent as the person who is starting this whole shitstorm is the person 'holding' my deposit anyway. i feel like i might get screwed out of my deposit, not because my roommates are neccessarily not trustworthy folk, and that they would intentionally screw me over.... or maybe that is it, i don't know. i feel really fucking weird about all this though.

scratch that, i don't trust em. dood with my deposit is cool n all, but fuck. there is really nothing holding him back from totally ripping me off.

gehh i hate this.

anyway, any thoughts offered here are greatly appreciated, although i do kinda feel like i've made up my mind.

shitbird!

2007-05-02T03:11:13Z

wtf!!?? all of my motherfucking roommates are moving out! AARRGHGHH shit, fucking piss!! i either have to find four other people to live here or leave also! BULLSHIT COCK FUCKING DICK BALLS! guess i'm moving! I FUCKING HATE MOVING!! stupid,,,,, geehh.=

what really sucks is a i planted a fuck ton of shit yesterday and was all excited about watching it grow. I WAS GOING TO EAT SOME OF THE FUCKING SHIT! endive, chard, kale, nicoise fucking salad mix. mother fucking god damn poppies be all pretty and cute and HEALTHY FUCK YOUUUUUU! fuck you god, why the fuck can't you just let me garden in PEACE!!??? at least some of it's in boxes and i can move it easily. shitbird.

lame

:(

ps anybody need a roommate? :)

jondue @ 2007-04-30T14:18:00

2007-04-30T21:20:20Z

i just dug up some strawberry plants, that just aren't growing fast enough for me, in favor of some quicker growing greens n frisee and stuff like that. i have about 15-20 and they're up for grabs if you want them! let me know!!

jondue @ 2007-04-26T08:42:00

2007-04-26T15:53:03Z

my alarm clock radio station is set to the local christian station and the program of the hour is about the apacolypse. it is quite an interesting thing to wake up to. there is some controversy about the king of kings returning to this earth on a horse. horses don't have souls as you may know already and cannot go to heaven. where will jesus's horsie come from? more importantly,

i'm getting my free timeline of the apacolypse in the mail along with the free passport to the worlds major religions. very exciting!

and even more importantly, i'm downloading the entire book of mormon... ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

rip don ho :(

2007-04-15T04:03:35Z

some people are lucky enough to make a foot print, don ho left a crater. i never got to see him... although i suppose this is my own fault. sad.

jondue @ 2007-04-09T15:17:00

2007-04-09T22:21:01Z

does somebody have a copy of microsoft office that i might borrow and use?

thanks.

HAX0RZ

2007-04-01T06:59:05Z

ALL YE BOW DOWN TO ME, FOR I AM TEH CHICKEN DONKEY!!!

jondue @ 2007-03-31T23:46:00

2007-04-01T06:51:50Z

BIG UPS Y'SELF RUBBER JENGA!

jondue @ 2007-03-21T23:50:00

2007-03-22T06:50:59Z

jondue @ 2007-02-27T14:17:00

2007-02-27T22:18:53Z

is there anybody out there who would maybe possibly be interested in giving jenga and myself a ride to the airport at around 3am sunday morning?

ffs

2007-02-09T18:42:15Z

i just realized that when writing to various houses over the last couple of months that i've been abbreviating 'craigslist' with 'cs.'

'cs' means nothing. i should have been using 'cl.'

jondue @ 2007-01-31T11:47:00

2007-01-31T19:49:16Z

my life currently involves a lot of waiting.

jondue @ 2007-01-25T13:31:00

2007-01-25T21:32:33Z

fuck you metro-fi interstitial ad.

neat!

2006-12-29T21:58:44Z

holy gawwdd!

2006-12-29T10:58:55Z

nommo ogo! good shit, highly recommended. i think they should prolly be booked for some future ambient show or something.

and special bonus surprise....

DOORMOUSE JANUARY 12th
someday lounge

this makes me a happy camper.

INUNDATE!! NOW!!

2006-12-14T20:09:53Z

alright bitches. it's on.

hous-247651136@craigslist.org

testimonialize me to this gaggle of biddies. same ones as before, THEY REPOSTED CUZ THEY DIDN"T FIND NO ONE

oh yes, and most importantly, make sure some sort of contact info for me gets in there.

shetlandhorsie@gmail.com

??

2006-12-14T08:31:39Z

one of us. ONE OF US!!

TESTIMONIALIZE ME

2006-12-07T08:05:47Z

so, keep in mind, i am trying to move in to this joint. also keep in mind that they haven't written me back. it's more funny than useful at this point.... i guess what i'm saying is don't be mean. pwease.

thanks!

hous-241912343@craigslist.org

oh yeah, make sure that my email addy gets in there somewhere so she at least knows who to flame later on.

question

2006-12-06T22:12:27Z

is it inappropriate to ask my friends to write testimonials for me and send them to someone on craigslist who hasn't replied to any email i've sent them in the last week whose house i really wouldn't mind living at for a few different reasons?

my plan was to inundate them with testimonials. just so they would maybe respond and/or be annoyed.

really, i think this person would take it well, at least this is the idea i get from their little ad.

mushrooms

2006-12-06T21:02:47Z

has anyone out there grown or know someone who has grown mushrooms, the everyday edible variety like shiitakes or portabellos. i ask because i have a seed catalog that sells mushroom kits and 'plug spawn' (which are wooden plugs that have been 'innoculated' with spores from a few different kinds of mushrooms.

..... ah, very interesting. i just called the catalog folk, the kits yeild about 3-5 pounds immediately and those grown until whatever the mushrooms are growing are are used up. the plugs are more of an investment but it sounds like you get more out of it. i would need to find a freshly cut log (oak poplar or alder or some other non aromatic hardwood), drill holes in it and then put the plugs in. 6 months to a year later i start getting little shroomies and from what the kind woman on the phone told me, they'll continue to grown until the log has completey rotted away, which could take a couple of years at least. neato!

all the same, if you or anyone you know has experience with this, point yourself or that person in my direction so that we may speak mycology.

jondue @ 2006-12-05T12:51:00

2006-12-05T19:51:47Z

*AHEM*
it has been brought to my attention that the santacon binge drinking challenge will be happening this weekend here in pdx.

as i am sure you all know, santa is a total retard. he never ate my cookies, the milk was spilled, and the presents were like so like totally not cool. who needs another wooden doll, fuck that guy, seriously.

so yes, clown up on saturday night for the love of god. this needs to happen. for fucks sake.

interested parties may inquire within for details.

oh yes and also

2006-12-01T23:57:03Z

perhaps tonight post crispin glover there should be an edward forty hands drinking thang? any takers?

sweat sugary gudness

2006-12-01T23:54:18Z

the last few times i've ordered a gourmet coffee beverage out, i've gotten:

a triple short mocha with whipped cream and caramel
two regular triple short mochas
and today
a triple short vanilla latte

my coffee intake has gone from bitter and delicious to sweat and rich and also delicious.

really, i am ok with all of this. although i am beginning to wonder...

this deserves reposting....

2006-11-28T20:31:42Z

kudos sgtred

how cocaine is made